Feb 06 2010
Posted by Grandson under Humor
During a recent password audit at a company, it was found that a
blonde receptionist was using the following password:
"
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she
was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and
Include at least one capital.
Jun 17 2009
Posted by Grandson under Humor
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up … so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are.
2. Blonds aren’t as dumb as most folks think.
Apr 14 2009
Posted by Grandson under Humor
Blonde at Starbucks….
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there’s
a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming,
"I’ve won a motorhome!
I’ve won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That’s impossible.
The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?"
But the blonde keeps on screaming,
"I’ve won a motorhome!
I’ve won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says,
"Ma’am, I’m sorry, but you’re mistaken.
You couldn’t have possibly won a motorhome
because we didn’t have that as a prize.
The blonde says, "No, it’s not a mistake.
I’ve won a motorhome!"
And she hands the ticket to the
manager and HE reads…
(YOU’RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)
"W I N A B A G E L"
Jan 31 2009
Posted by Grandson under Humor
You are blonde and on a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music
is very loud.
So every time you fart, you time it with the music.
When you start making your way to the door as you exit the bus
Everybody is throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realize. ………..
You’re listening to your IPod !
