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Sep 24 2010

Posted by under Humor

WHEN I SAY I’M BROKE – I’M BROKE!

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE – I'M BROKE!


A little old lady answered a knock on the door

one day to be confronted by a well-dressed

young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

 

"Good  morning," said the young man. "If I could

take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to

demonstrate the very latest in high-powered 

vacuum cleaners…"

 

''Go away!'' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and

haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to

close the door.

 

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot

in the door and pushed it wide open… ''Don't be

too hasty'' he said, ''not until you have at least

seen my demonstration.'' And with that, he

emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her

hallway carpet. 

 

"Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all

traces of this horse manure from your carpet,

Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

 

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me

get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity

this morning!"

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