Sep 24 2010
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE – I'M BROKE!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door
one day to be confronted by a well-dressed
young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could
take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to
demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
''Go away!'' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and
haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to
close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot
in the door and pushed it wide open… ''Don't be
too hasty'' he said, ''not until you have at least
seen my demonstration.'' And with that, he
emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her
"Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all
traces of this horse manure from your carpet,
Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me
get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity