Archive for the Tag 'cats'

Jul 01 2008

Posted by Grandson under Humor, pictures

16 Signs That You Are Having A Bad Day

16 Signs That You Are Having A Bad Day

First you had trouble getting out of bed

You had a stiff neck

You washed your hair and couldn’t do a thing with it

You felt like you had a hangover and you weren’t even drinking last night

Your new diet really doesn’t seem to be working out

You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise

Your new hat looked better on you at the store

You keep losing things

You feel like you’re always in the wrong place at the wrong time

The boss chewed you out at work

You got caught in the rain at lunchtime

Then the lunch you had didn’t seem to agree with you

You feel trapped

Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime

On top of that you think you’re coming down with the flu

And finally, you’re alone in the house at night when

you think you hear a noise in the basement

Have a Purrfect Day!

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Apr 08 2008

Posted by Grandson under Feel Good

Pets and Babies

Please save this for the next time you hear someone say: They have to get rid of their pet when they have a baby.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Have A Great Day
Within the heart of every stray
Lies the singular desire to be loved.

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Mar 17 2008

Posted by Grandson under Humor

Washing Cats…

A few thoughts on cat baths…by The Cat:


"But You Said You Loved Me!"



"You will pay, as God is my witness, you will pay."




"You call this water warm???"




"I don’t think I like you anymore."




"You SUCK!!!!!!"




"E.T. phone home……quick!"




"No, I’m not your Good Little Kitty anymore."




"Traction….I’m losing Traction!"





"I want my Mommmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"





"No, no, no, no…..NOOOO!!!!"

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Jan 31 2008

Posted by Grandson under Feel Good

Hugs

A Hug Certificate for You!

If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
And share with you its beauty
On the days you’re feeling blue.

If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own;
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone.

If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I’m finding
Are impossible for me.

I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who’s always there.

This is a Hug Certificate!!

Send One to All Your Friends (or family) Who You Think Deserve A Hug
(Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You).

You might send it to your enemies as well!
It’ll really tic them off!

If you receive this back 2 times … You’re off to a good start,
Unless you sent it to yourself. That’s cheating!

If you receive this back 3 times. You’re a good friend.

If you receive this back 4 times …. You are popular I wanna be just like you.

If you receive this back 5 times or more, there are angels watching over you….

THANK YOU,

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