Archive for the Tag 'cats'

Mar 17 2008

Posted by under Humor

Washing Cats…

A few thoughts on cat baths…by The Cat:

"But You Said You Loved Me!"

"You will pay, as God is my witness, you will pay."

"You call this water warm???"

"I don’t think I like you anymore."

"You SUCK!!!!!!"

"E.T. phone home……quick!"

"No, I’m not your Good Little Kitty anymore."

"Traction….I’m losing Traction!"

"I want my Mommmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

"No, no, no, no…..NOOOO!!!!"


Jan 31 2008

Posted by under Feel Good


A Hug Certificate for You!

If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
And share with you its beauty
On the days you’re feeling blue.

If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own;
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone.

If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I’m finding
Are impossible for me.

I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who’s always there.

This is a Hug Certificate!!

Send One to All Your Friends (or family) Who You Think Deserve A Hug
(Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You).

You might send it to your enemies as well!
It’ll really tic them off!

If you receive this back 2 times … You’re off to a good start,
Unless you sent it to yourself. That’s cheating!

If you receive this back 3 times. You’re a good friend.

If you receive this back 4 times …. You are popular I wanna be just like you.

If you receive this back 5 times or more, there are angels watching over you….


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Jan 22 2008

Posted by under Humor

I need your help…

To all my dearest friends, I need some help.  

My cousin’s cat had kittens and he was able to give away all but 4 of them. I told him I would help him find homes for the last 4. I can’t take one because I am allergic, but if you could take just one it would be such a help and the kittens could have a nice home.

Since he lives by the Nuclear Power Plant, I’ll go pick them up for you.


I’ve attached pictures of the last 4 kittens.

Will you help?



If this brightened your day, don’t let it stop here. Pass it on with a smile. Keep spreading the Cheer.

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