Archive for the Tag 'cats'

Mar 17 2008

Posted by under Humor

Washing Cats…

A few thoughts on cat baths…by The Cat:


"But You Said You Loved Me!"


"You will pay, as God is my witness, you will pay."


"You call this water warm???"


"I don’t think I like you anymore."


"You SUCK!!!!!!"


"E.T. phone home……quick!"


"No, I’m not your Good Little Kitty anymore."


"Traction….I’m losing Traction!"


"I want my Mommmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"


"No, no, no, no…..NOOOO!!!!"

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Jan 31 2008

Posted by under Feel Good

Hugs

A Hug Certificate for You!

If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
And share with you its beauty
On the days you’re feeling blue.

If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own;
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone.

If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I’m finding
Are impossible for me.

I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who’s always there.

This is a Hug Certificate!!

Send One to All Your Friends (or family) Who You Think Deserve A Hug
(Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You).

You might send it to your enemies as well!
It’ll really tic them off!

If you receive this back 2 times … You’re off to a good start,
Unless you sent it to yourself. That’s cheating!

If you receive this back 3 times. You’re a good friend.

If you receive this back 4 times …. You are popular I wanna be just like you.

If you receive this back 5 times or more, there are angels watching over you….

THANK YOU,

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Jan 22 2008

Posted by under Humor

I need your help…

To all my dearest friends, I need some help.  

My cousin’s cat had kittens and he was able to give away all but 4 of them. I told him I would help him find homes for the last 4. I can’t take one because I am allergic, but if you could take just one it would be such a help and the kittens could have a nice home.


Since he lives by the Nuclear Power Plant, I’ll go pick them up for you.

 

I’ve attached pictures of the last 4 kittens.

Will you help?

 

 

If this brightened your day, don’t let it stop here. Pass it on with a smile. Keep spreading the Cheer.

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