Archive for the Tag 'Christmas'

Dec 25 2010

Posted by under Feel Good,Religion

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Today..I wish you a day of ordinary miracles-

A fresh pot of coffee you didn't have to make yourself.

An unexpected phone call from an old friend.(like ME!) 

Green stoplights on your way to work or shop.

I wish you a day of little things to rejoice in…

The fastest line at the grocery store.

 



A good sing along song on the radio.


Your keys right where you look.

I wish you a day of happiness and perfection-little bite-size pieces of perfection that give you the funny feeling that the Lord is smiling on you, holding you so gently because you are someone special and rare.

I wish You a day of Peace, Happiness and Joy.



They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

Send this to the people you'll never forget.

If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in too much of a hurry.

Take the time!
Wishing you the very best for 2011

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Dec 24 2010

Posted by under Humor

Christmas joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the

Pearly Gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess

something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He

flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.

He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and

Finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just

what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Christmas Season Begins……

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Dec 09 2010

Posted by under Humor

Dear Santa from A Little Redneck

Dear Santa: Bring me what I want for Christmas or Prancer and Dancer are next

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Dec 08 2010

Posted by under Humor

Let the Elfing Begin!

NO PASS BACKS
 
Merry Christmas !


You'
ve been Elfed !!!




Life is all about asses.

You're either covering it,

Laughing it off,

Kicking it,

Kissing it,

Busting it,

Trying to get a piece of it,

Or behaving like one.

That's right, you've been ' elfed ' . Pass this on to as many people

As possible, but you can't send it back to the person who sent it

To you. He who elfs last, elfs loudest!!!!



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