Archive for the Tag 'church'

Jan 05 2010

Posted by under Humor,pictures,Religion

NEW CHURCH SIGNS

   Once you reach the bottom, do what it says………….

 It actually works!
 
New Church Signs


 
  





 
 



 



 Life is Hard
 Afterlife is Harder!
 
 

 
 Love this next one
 
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Please forward this to everyone you know and something
 Good will happen to you in the next hour…
Just watch and wait for it.

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Oct 24 2009

Posted by under Humor

How to Stop Church Gossip

How to Stop Church Gossip

church

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.. Several members did not approve of her extracurricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's
only bar one after noon.

bar

She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that every one seeing it there would know what he was doing !

Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing..

house
Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup
in front of Mildred's house ….. walked home … . .and left it there all night!!!

  

(You gotta love Frank!)

 

GOD BLESS AMERICA
 
 
FREEDOM ISN'T FREE…SOMEONE HAD TO PAY FOR IT
 
 
If you can read this…thank a teacher.
 
 
If you can read this in English…thank a veteran.

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Jun 28 2009

Posted by under Humor

Da end is near

Subject: ‘Da End is Near

Reverend  Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and  Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the  road.

They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the  ground, that read:
 ’Da End is Near Turn Yo Sef ‘Roun Now Afore It Be Too Late!’

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and  yelled, ‘You religious nuts!’

From the curve they heard screeching tires, and a big splash…

Boudreaux turns to Thibodaux and asks, "Do ya tink mebbe da sign should jussay…..’Da Bridge is Out’ ?"

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