E-Mail from Grandma » church http://emailfromgrandma.com Over 1 million e-mails served! Fri, 18 Mar 2011 01:33:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 NEW CHURCH SIGNS http://emailfromgrandma.com/2010/01/05/new-church-signs/ http://emailfromgrandma.com/2010/01/05/new-church-signs/#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:54:50 +0000 Grandson http://emailfromgrandma.com/?p=705    Once you reach the bottom, do what it says………….

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]]> http://emailfromgrandma.com/2010/01/05/new-church-signs/feed/ 1 How to Stop Church Gossip http://emailfromgrandma.com/2009/10/24/how-to-stop-church-gossip/ http://emailfromgrandma.com/2009/10/24/how-to-stop-church-gossip/#comments Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:27:33 +0000 Grandson http://emailfromgrandma.com/?p=663 How to Stop Church Gossip

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Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.. Several members did not approve of her extracurricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's
only bar one after noon.

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She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that every one seeing it there would know what he was doing !

Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing..

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Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup
in front of Mildred's house ….. walked home … . .and left it there all night!!!

  

(You gotta love Frank!)

 

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Reverend  Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and  Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the  road.

They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the  ground, that read:
 ’Da End is Near Turn Yo Sef ‘Roun Now Afore It Be Too Late!’

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and  yelled, ‘You religious nuts!’

From the curve they heard screeching tires, and a big splash…

Boudreaux turns to Thibodaux and asks, "Do ya tink mebbe da sign should jussay…..’Da Bridge is Out’ ?"

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