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		<title>NOW WE KNOW!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:32:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the first day, God created the dog and said: 
&#8216;Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in 
or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.&#8217; 
The dog said: &#8216;That&#8217;s a long time to be barking. How about only ten [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b><font size="5" color="black"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 16pt; color: black;">On the first day, God created the dog and said: </p>
<p>&#8216;Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in <br />
or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.&#8217; </p>
<p>The dog said: &#8216;That&#8217;s a long time to be barking. How about only ten <br />
years and I&#8217;ll give you back the other ten?&#8217; </p>
<p>So God agreed. </p>
<p>On the second day, God created the monkey and said: </p>
<p>&#8216;Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I&#8217;ll give <br />
you a twenty-year life span.&#8217; </p>
<p>The monkey said: &#8216;Monkey tricks for twenty years? <br />
That&#8217;s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like <br />
the Dog did?&#8217; </p>
<p>And God agreed.  </p>
<p>On the third day, God created the cow and said: </p>
<p>&#8216;You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer <br />
under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer&#8217;s <br />
family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.&#8217; </p>
<p>The cow said: &#8216;That&#8217;s kind of a tough life you want me to live for <br />
sixty years. How about twenty and I&#8217;ll give back the other forty?&#8217; </p>
<p>And God agreed again. </p>
<p>On the fourth day, God created man and said: </p>
<p>
&#8216;Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I&#8217;ll give you <br />
twenty years.&#8217; </p>
<p>But man said: &#8216;Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my <br />
twenty,the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and <br />
the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?&#8217; </p>
<p>&#8216;Okay,&#8217; said God, &#8216;You asked for it.&#8217; </p>
<p>So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy <br />
ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun  to support our <br />
family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the <br />
grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and <br />
bark at everyone. </p>
<p>
Life has now been explained to you. </p>
<p>There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I&#8217;m doing it <br />
as a public service.</span></font></b></p>
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