Aug 01 2008
The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.’ Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache
He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, ‘That’s what I need …. a new suit.’ He entered the shop and told the salesman, ‘I’d like a new suit.’
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, ‘Let’s see …
Joe laughed, ‘That’s right, how did you know?’
‘Been in the business 60 years!’ the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, ‘How about a new shirt?’
The salesman eyed Joe and said, ‘Let’s see, 34 sleeves
Joe was surprised, ‘That’s right, how did you know?’
‘Been in the business 60 years.’
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, ‘How about some new underwear?’
Joe thought for a moment and said, ‘Sure.’
The salesman said, ‘Let’s see … size 36.’
Joe laughed, ‘Ah ha! I got you, I’ve worn a size 34 brief
The salesman shook his head, ‘You can’t wear a size 34.
of your spine and give you one hell of a headache’
New suit – $400
New shirt – $36
New underwear – $6
Second opinion – PRICELESS