Archive for the Tag 'dogs'

Feb 02 2008

Posted by under Humor,Reality

THE FOX HUNT

HAD TO SHARE THIS ONE – NANCY
 
WHEN YOU ARE IN DEEP DOODOO, LOOK  STRAIGHT AHEAD, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT & SAY NOTHING 
   

                                             THE
FOX HUNT
 

                   

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Jan 31 2008

Posted by under Feel Good

Hugs

A Hug Certificate for You!

If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
And share with you its beauty
On the days you’re feeling blue.

If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own;
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone.

If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I’m finding
Are impossible for me.

I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who’s always there.

This is a Hug Certificate!!

Send One to All Your Friends (or family) Who You Think Deserve A Hug
(Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You).

You might send it to your enemies as well!
It’ll really tic them off!

If you receive this back 2 times … You’re off to a good start,
Unless you sent it to yourself. That’s cheating!

If you receive this back 3 times. You’re a good friend.

If you receive this back 4 times …. You are popular I wanna be just like you.

If you receive this back 5 times or more, there are angels watching over you….

THANK YOU,

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Jan 25 2008

Posted by under Humor

Dog For Sale OR free to good home

Dog For Sale, OR free to good home. Answers to the name of Dolly. Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as ‘Holy Shit!’

Your help will be appreciated.

 


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