Archive for the Tag 'driving'

May 20 2008

Posted by under Humor

Tough Love vs. Spanking – Good Argument

Tough Love vs. Spanking – Good Argument
                 

Most of America
‘s populace thinks it is improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my son when he has one of ‘those moments.’

One that I found effective is for me to just take my child for a car ride and talk.

 
Some say it’s the vibration from the car, others say it’s the time away from any distractions such as TV, Video Games, Toys, etc.

Either way, my son usually calms down and stops misbehaving after our car ride together.  I find that it is therapeutic for both of us.

 
I’ve included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.

 

 
 

  I think this will work with grandchildren, nieces, and nephews as well. 

  
 *** Be Sure To Check Out The Speed In The Background ****

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May 14 2008

Posted by under Tips

texas driver’s license

Texas Driver’s License
This was news to me. And trust me, I got my license out and looked. It’s really there!
Something all Texans should know, especially since this has received very little or no publicity.
Your Texas driver’s license has a phone number on the back, just above the bar code on the lower left side: 1-800-525-5555. (It’s VERY SMALL PRINT, but it IS there.) This number can be called for emergency assistance on the highway or wherever you might have trouble while in your car.
A service truck will be sent to you. This service is state operated, and paid for with your tax dollars.
If you are ever stranded, just call the number on your driver’s license…help is on the way.
A state trooper will be sent to make sure all is well. This one is worth passing on especially to all the women you know.

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Apr 23 2008

Posted by under Humor,Reality

Gasoline Humor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THIS ONE BELOW IS MY FAVORITE…LMAO! I have grandkids, too…they WOULDN’T believe this, either! And tha’s a SHAME!

 

 

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Apr 03 2008

Posted by under Humor

Religious Maxine

Religious Maxine
Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. 
Looking up toward heaven, she said, ‘Lord, take pity on me.  If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila.’

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

She looked up again and said, ‘Never mind. I found one.’

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