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Tough Love vs. Spanking – Good Argument

Grandson — Wed, 21 May 2008 05:56:02 +0000

Tough Love vs. Spanking – Good Argument

Most of America ‘s populace thinks it is improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my son when he has one of ‘those moments.’

One that I found effective is for me to just take my child for a car ride and talk.

Some say it’s the vibration from the car, others say it’s the time away from any distractions such as TV, Video Games, Toys, etc.

Either way, my son usually calms down and stops misbehaving after our car ride together. I find that it is therapeutic for both of us.

I’ve included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.

I think this will work with grandchildren, nieces, and nephews as well.

*** Be Sure To Check Out The Speed In The Background ****

texas driver’s license

Grandson — Thu, 15 May 2008 03:18:44 +0000

Texas Driver’s License
This was news to me. And trust me, I got my license out and looked. It’s really there!
Something all Texans should know, especially since this has received very little or no publicity.
Your Texas driver’s license has a phone number on the back, just above the bar code on the lower left side: 1-800-525-5555. (It’s VERY SMALL PRINT, but it IS there.) This number can be called for emergency assistance on the highway or wherever you might have trouble while in your car.
A service truck will be sent to you. This service is state operated, and paid for with your tax dollars.
If you are ever stranded, just call the number on your driver’s license…help is on the way.
A state trooper will be sent to make sure all is well. This one is worth passing on especially to all the women you know.

Gasoline Humor

Grandson — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:47:41 +0000

THIS ONE BELOW IS MY FAVORITE…LMAO! I have grandkids, too…they WOULDN’T believe this, either! And tha’s a SHAME!

Religious Maxine

Grandson — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:04:57 +0000

Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, she said, ‘Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila.’

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

She looked up again and said, ‘Never mind. I found one.’