E-Mail from Grandma

so they go in and among all the crystal seas and golden roads they see millions of ducks waddling around. almost immediately, the first woman steps on duck.

peter comes walking toward her with a hideously ugly man with him. peter shakes his head, chains the ugly man to the woman, and repeats the rule: don’t step on the ducks.

so now the other two women are walking around vigilantly, trying really hard not to step on a duck and have a fugly man chained to them.

about a week goes by and the second woman accidently steps on a duck. she looks around really fast to see if she got caught and of course, sees peter walking toward her with another disgusting-looking dude. peter chains the man to the woman’s arm and walks away, reminding the last woman not to step on the ducks.

the third woman spends the next few months shuffling around, thinking of nothing else but dodging ducks. one day she sees peter walking her way with a man. only this man is not ugly. he’s tan and tall and gorgeous. peter chains the man to her without a word and walks away.