Archive for the Tag 'economy'

Aug 01 2009

Posted by under Feel Good

1 Kings 8:24

1 Kings 8:24
 

A blessing is coming to
you in the form of a new job or financial break through.   Don’t ask questions just forward to eight people and trust God!   I did.

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Mar 22 2009

Posted by under Humor

Denny’s special

In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny’s is offering a new breakfast meal:

You get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.

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Jul 14 2008

Posted by under Humor

Globalization

Finally,
a definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:

 Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?

  

Answer:
Princess

Diana’s
death.

Question:
How come?

Answer :

An
English princess

with an
Egyptian boyfriend

crashes
in a French tunnel,

driving a

 

 

 German
car


 with a
Dutch engine,


 driven
by a Belgian

 

 

 who was
drunk


 on
Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),


 followed
closely by

 

Italian
Paparazzi,

 

on
Japanese motorcycles;


 treated
by an American doctor,

using


 Brazilian
medicines.


 This is
sent to you by


 an
American,


 using
Bill Gates’s technology,

 

and
you’re probably reading
this on your computer,


 that
uses Taiwanese chips,

and

a


 Korean
monitor,


 assembled
by

 

Bangladeshi
workers


 in a
Singapore plant,


 transported
by Indian

lorry-drivers,


 hijacked
by Indonesians,


 unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,


 and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals…. .

.

.

.

.

.

That, my friends,
is
  what I call Globalization! 

 

 

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May 12 2008

Posted by under Humor,Reality

FIVE VIEWS OF YOUR HOUSE

Your House As Seen By;    

Yourself…    


Your Lender…


Your Buyer…    


Your Appraiser…    


Your County Tax Assessor..    


If you don’t send this to five friends right away, there will be five   fewer people laughing in the world!

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