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		<title>God Said No</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Dec 2010 06:47:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grandson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Feel Good]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[God Said No I asked God to take away my habit. God said, No. It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up. &#160; I asked God to make my handicapped child whole. God said, No. His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary I asked God to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b><u><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">God Said No</span></font></u></b><b><font color="blue" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: blue; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><br />
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<p>	I asked God to take away my habit.</span></font></b><b><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><img height="110" src="http://emailfromgrandma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/image001.gif" width="110" /><b><font size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
	God said, No. </span></font></b><img alt="Rolling Eyes" height="85" src="http://emailfromgrandma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/image002.gif" width="82" /><b><font size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
	It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up. </span></font></b></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">&nbsp;</span></font></p>
<p><b><font color="#800040" face="Times New Roman" size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: rgb(128, 0, 64); font-weight: bold;">I asked God to make my handicapped child whole.</span></font></b><b><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><b><font size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
	God said, No. <br />
	His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary </p>
<p>	I asked God to grant me patience. </span></font></b><img alt="Thumbs Down" height="110" src="http://emailfromgrandma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/image003.gif" width="110" /><b><font size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
	God said, No. Patience is a byproduct of tribulations; <br />
	it isn&#39;t granted, it is learned. </p>
<p>	I asked God to give me happiness. </span></font></b><img alt="Bounce" height="90" src="http://emailfromgrandma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/image004.gif" width="100" /><b><font size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
	God said, No. I give you blessings; Happiness is up to you. <br />
	I asked God to spare me pain. </span></font></b><img alt="Crying 1" height="110" src="http://emailfromgrandma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/image005.gif" width="110" /><b><font size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
	God said, No. Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares <br />
	and brings you closer to me. </span></font></b><img alt="Wink" height="98" src="http://emailfromgrandma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/image006.gif" width="107" /><b><font size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;"></p>
<p>	I asked God to make my spirit grow. <br />
	God said, No.You must grow on your own! , <br />
	but I will prune you to make you fruitful. </p>
<p>	I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life. <br />
	God said, No. <br />
	I will give you life, so that you may enjoy all things. </span></font></b><img alt="Jumping Jacks" height="90" src="http://emailfromgrandma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/image007.gif" width="100" /><b><font size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;"></p>
<p>	I asked God to help me LOVE others, as much as He loves me. <br />
	God said&#8230;Ahhhh, finally you have the idea. </span></font></b><img alt="Kisses" height="105" src="http://emailfromgrandma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/image008.gif" width="109" /><b><font size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;"></p>
<p>	If you love God, send this to ten people and <br />
	back to the person that sent it. </span></font></b><img alt="Hello" height="81" src="http://emailfromgrandma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/image009.gif" width="100" /><b><font size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;"></p>
<p>	THIS DAY IS YOURS DON&#39;T THROW IT AWAY </span></font></b><img alt="Bouquet" height="110" src="http://emailfromgrandma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/image010.gif" width="117" /><b><font size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;"></p>
<p>	May God Bless You,</span></font></b><b><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; font-weight: bold;"> </p>
<p>	&quot;</span></font></b><b><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world&quot;</span></font></b><b><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b></p>
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	</span></font><b><font face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"><br />
	&quot;May the Lord Bless you and keep you, <br />
	May the Lord Make his face shine upon you, <br />
	and give you Peace&#8230;..Forever&quot;</span></font></b><b><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><b><font color="red" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: red; font-weight: bold;"><br />
	&quot;Good friends are like stars&#8230;You don&#39;t always see them, <br />
	but you know they are always there</span></font></b></p>
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		<title>Creating Husbands</title>
		<link>http://emailfromgrandma.com/2010/09/08/creating-husbands/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:19:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grandson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While creating Husbands, God promised Women that good and ideal Husbands would be found in every corner of the world. And then He made the earth round&#8230;.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2" style="background-color: transparent;">While creating Husbands, </font></font></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2" style="background-color: transparent;">God promised Women that good and ideal<br />
		Husbands would be found in every <span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;">corner of the world</span>.</p>
<p>		And then He made the earth round&#8230;.<img height="12" src="http://emailfromgrandma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sad-face.gif" width="12" /></font></font></span></p>
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		<title>MY SON</title>
		<link>http://emailfromgrandma.com/2010/09/05/my-son/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 17:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grandson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Son &#160; This is great.&#160;&#160;Take a moment to read it; it will make your day! &#160; ; The ending will surprise you. &#160; &#160; Take my Son&#8230;.. &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, fromPicasso&#160;to Raphael. They would [...]]]></description>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">Opened the package. It was a portrait of his son, painted by the young man. He stared in awe at the way the soldier had captured the personality of his son in the painting. The father was so drawn to the eyes that his own eyes welled up with tears. He thanked the young man and offered to pay him for the picture.. &#39;Oh, no sir, I could never repay what your son did for me. It&#39;s a gift.&#39;</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">The father hung the portrait over his mantle. Every time visitors came to his home he took them to see the portrait of his son before he showed them any of the other great works he had collected.</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">The man died a few months later. There was to be a great auction of his paintings. Many influential people gathered, excited over seeing the great paintings and having an opportunity to purchase one for their collection.</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">On the platform sat the painting of the son. The auctioneer pounded his gavel. &#39;We will start the bidding with this picture of the son. Who will bid for this picture?&#39;</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">There was silence&#8230;</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">Then a voice in the back of the room shouted, &#39;We want to see the famous paintings. Skip this one.&#39;</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">But the auctioneer persisted. &#39;Will somebody bid for this painting? Who will start the bidding? $100, $200?&#39;</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">Another voice angrily. &#39;We didn&#39;t come to see this painting. We came to see the&nbsp;Van Gogh&#39;s, the&nbsp;Rembrandts. Get on with the&nbsp;Real bids!&#39;</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">But still the auctioneer continued. &#39;The son! The son! Who&#39;ll take the son?&#39;</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">Finally, a voice came from the very back of the room. It was the longtime gardener of the man and his son. &#39;I&#39;ll give $10 for the painting&#8230;&#39; Being a poor man, it was all he could afford.</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">&#39;We have $10, who will bid $20?&#39;</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">&#39;Give it to him for $10. Let&#39;s see the masters.&#39;</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">The crowd was becoming angry. They didn&#39;t want the picture of the son.</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">They wanted the more worthy investments for their collections.</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">The auctioneer pounded the gavel.. &#39;Going once, twice, SOLD for $10!&#39;</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">A man sitting on the second row shouted, &#39;Now let&#39;s get on with the collection!&#39;</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">The auctioneer laid down his gavel. &#39;I&#39;m sorry, the auction is over.&#39;</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">&#39;What about the paintings?&#39;</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">&#39;I am sorry. When I was called to conduct this auction, I was told of a secret stipulation in the will&#8230; I was not allowed to reveal that stipulation until this time. Only the painting of the son would be auctioned. Whoever bought that painting would inherit the entire estate, including the paintings.</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">The man who took the son gets everything!&#39;</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="red" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: red;">God</span></font></u></b><b><u><font color="#00005b" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">&nbsp;gave His son 2,000 years ago to die on the cross. Much like the auctioneer, His message today is: &#39;The son, the son, who&#39;ll take the son?&#39;</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">Because, you see, whoever takes the Son gets everything.</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">FOR&nbsp;</span></font></u></b><b><u><font color="red" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: red;">GOD&nbsp;</span></font></u></b><b><u><font color="#00005b" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">SO LOVED THE WORLD HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, WHO SO EVER&nbsp;BELIEVETH, SHALL HAVE ETERNAL LIFE&#8230;THAT&#39;S LOVE</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="#00005b" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 91);">Please send this to ten people and back to the one who sent it to you.</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><u><font color="red" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: red;">God Bless.</span></font></u></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><font color="black" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: black;">If I don&#39;t get this back, I will know you really didn&#39;t read it. I got this from someone and thought the last part was really a good thought..</span></font></b></font></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Arial" size="2"><b><font color="black" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: black;">Too bad&nbsp; that the person who sent it to me did</span></font></b><font color="blue" size="4"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: blue;">&nbsp;</span></font><b><font color="black" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: black;">not know 10 people who would admit to knowing the&nbsp;</span></font></b><b><font color="red" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: red;">Lord</span></font></b><b><font color="black" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: black;">.</span></font></b></font></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Christian One Liners&#160; &#160; Don&#8217;t let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.&#160; &#160; *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*&#160; &#160; Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.&#160; *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*&#160; Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*&#160; It is easier to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center" style="background: rgb(255, 254, 68) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span><b><u><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">Christian One Liners</span></u></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(61, 11, 126); font-size: 24pt;">Don&#8217;t let your worries get the</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(61, 11, 126); font-size: 24pt;">best of you; remember, Moses started</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(61, 11, 126); font-size: 24pt;">out as a basket case.</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(91, 16, 190); font-size: 24pt;">Some people are kind, polite, and</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(91, 16, 190); font-size: 24pt;">sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(30, 190, 191); font-size: 24pt;">Many folks want to serve God,</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(30, 190, 191); font-size: 24pt;">but only as advisors.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(71, 44, 27); font-size: 24pt;">It is easier to preach ten sermons</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(71, 44, 27); font-size: 24pt;">than it is to live one.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(61, 87, 56); font-size: 24pt;">The good Lord didn&#8217;t create anything</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(61, 87, 56); font-size: 24pt;">without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close..</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">When you get to your wit&#8217;s end,</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">you&#8217;ll find God lives there.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(68, 79, 117); font-size: 24pt;">People are funny; they want the front</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">of the bus, the middle of the road, and</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(68, 79, 117); font-size: 24pt;">the <span>back of the church</span>&#8230;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(255, 254, 130) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">Opportunity may knock once, but temptation</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(255, 254, 130) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">bangs on your front door forever.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(252, 128, 11); font-size: 24pt;">Quit griping about your church;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(252, 128, 11); font-size: 24pt;">if it was perfect, you couldn&#8217;t belong..</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(91, 91, 91); font-size: 24pt;">If the church wants a better preacher,</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(91, 91, 91); font-size: 24pt;">it only needs to pray for the one it has.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(249, 22, 126); font-size: 24pt;">God Himself does not propose to judge</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(249, 22, 126); font-size: 24pt;">a man until he is dead. So why should you?</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(88, 94, 130); font-size: 24pt;">Some minds are like concrete</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(88, 94, 130); font-size: 24pt;">thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(250, 68, 64) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">Peace starts with a smile..</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">A lot of church members who are singing</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">&#8216;Standing on the Promises&#8217;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">are just&nbsp;sitting on the premises.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(125, 64, 5); font-size: 24pt;">We were called to be witnesses,</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(125, 64, 5); font-size: 24pt;">not lawyers or judges..</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(250, 131, 254) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(119, 75, 114); font-size: 24pt;">Be ye <span>fishers of men</span>.. You catch</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(250, 131, 254) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(119, 75, 114); font-size: 24pt;">them &#8211; He&#8217;ll clean them.</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">Coincidence is when God</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">chooses to remain anonymous.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">Don&#8217;t put a question mark</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">where God put a period.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(169, 190, 209) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">Don&#8217;t wait for 6 strong men</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(169, 190, 209) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">to take you to church.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(248, 28, 254); font-size: 24pt;">Forbidden fruits create many jams.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">God doesn&#8217;t call the qualified,</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">He qualifies the called.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">God grades on the cross, not the curve.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(173, 198, 181) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">God loves everyone, but probably prefers</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(173, 198, 181) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">&#8216;fruit of the spirit&#8217; over a &#8216;religious nut!&#8217;</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(140, 154, 86) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(225, 220, 171); font-size: 24pt;">God promises a safe landing,</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(140, 154, 86) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(225, 220, 171); font-size: 24pt;">not a calm passage.</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">He who angers you, controls you!</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">If </span><b><span style="color: rgb(122, 22, 254); font-size: 24pt;">God is your Co-pilot &#8211; swap seats!</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">Prayer:&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">Don&#8217;t give God instructions &#8212; just report for duty!</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;<span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254);"><wbr></wbr>&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">The task ahead of us is never as</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">great as the Power behind us.</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;<span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254);"><wbr></wbr>&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(23, 126, 65) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(134, 254, 255); font-size: 24pt;">The <span>Will of God</span> never takes you to</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(23, 126, 65) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(134, 254, 255); font-size: 24pt;">where the <span>Grace of God</span> will not protect you.</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">We don&#8217;t change the message,</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">the message changes us</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;<span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254);"><wbr></wbr>&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">You can tell how big a person is</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">by what it takes to discourage him.</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;<span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254);"><wbr></wbr>&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(188, 15, 3); font-size: 24pt;">The best mathematical equation</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(188, 15, 3); font-size: 24pt;">I have ever seen:&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(188, 15, 3); font-size: 24pt;">1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">If this e-mail blessed you in a profound</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">way today, my Friend, PLEASE pass</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">this&nbsp;along to bless others today,</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">tomorrow and ALWAYS!</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">May God and His Son bless you</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 24pt;">From</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;"> today on out!</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">I bet someone will LOVE it</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">just as much as you did.</span></b></p>
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<p><strong><span style="color: navy; font-size: 18pt;">God Bless America!</span></strong></p>
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