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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Christian One Liners&#160;
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Don&#8217;t let your worries get the
best of you; remember, Moses started
out as a basket case.&#160;
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Some people are kind, polite, and
sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.&#160;
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Many folks want to serve God,
but only as advisors.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons
than it is to live one.&#160;
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The good Lord didn&#8217;t create anything
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center" style="background: rgb(255, 254, 68) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span><b><u><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">Christian One Liners</span></u></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(61, 11, 126); font-size: 24pt;">Don&#8217;t let your worries get the</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(61, 11, 126); font-size: 24pt;">best of you; remember, Moses started</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(61, 11, 126); font-size: 24pt;">out as a basket case.</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(91, 16, 190); font-size: 24pt;">Some people are kind, polite, and</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(91, 16, 190); font-size: 24pt;">sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(30, 190, 191); font-size: 24pt;">Many folks want to serve God,</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(30, 190, 191); font-size: 24pt;">but only as advisors.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(71, 44, 27); font-size: 24pt;">It is easier to preach ten sermons</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(71, 44, 27); font-size: 24pt;">than it is to live one.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(61, 87, 56); font-size: 24pt;">The good Lord didn&#8217;t create anything</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(61, 87, 56); font-size: 24pt;">without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close..</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">When you get to your wit&#8217;s end,</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">you&#8217;ll find God lives there.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(68, 79, 117); font-size: 24pt;">People are funny; they want the front</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">of the bus, the middle of the road, and</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(68, 79, 117); font-size: 24pt;">the <span>back of the church</span>&#8230;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(255, 254, 130) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">Opportunity may knock once, but temptation</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(255, 254, 130) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">bangs on your front door forever.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(252, 128, 11); font-size: 24pt;">Quit griping about your church;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(252, 128, 11); font-size: 24pt;">if it was perfect, you couldn&#8217;t belong..</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(91, 91, 91); font-size: 24pt;">If the church wants a better preacher,</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(91, 91, 91); font-size: 24pt;">it only needs to pray for the one it has.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(249, 22, 126); font-size: 24pt;">God Himself does not propose to judge</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(249, 22, 126); font-size: 24pt;">a man until he is dead. So why should you?</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(88, 94, 130); font-size: 24pt;">Some minds are like concrete</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(88, 94, 130); font-size: 24pt;">thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(250, 68, 64) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">Peace starts with a smile..</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">A lot of church members who are singing</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">&#8216;Standing on the Promises&#8217;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">are just&nbsp;sitting on the premises.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(125, 64, 5); font-size: 24pt;">We were called to be witnesses,</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(125, 64, 5); font-size: 24pt;">not lawyers or judges..</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(250, 131, 254) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(119, 75, 114); font-size: 24pt;">Be ye <span>fishers of men</span>.. You catch</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(250, 131, 254) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(119, 75, 114); font-size: 24pt;">them &#8211; He&#8217;ll clean them.</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">Coincidence is when God</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">chooses to remain anonymous.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">Don&#8217;t put a question mark</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">where God put a period.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(169, 190, 209) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">Don&#8217;t wait for 6 strong men</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(169, 190, 209) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">to take you to church.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(248, 28, 254); font-size: 24pt;">Forbidden fruits create many jams.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">God doesn&#8217;t call the qualified,</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">He qualifies the called.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">God grades on the cross, not the curve.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(173, 198, 181) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">God loves everyone, but probably prefers</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(173, 198, 181) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">&#8216;fruit of the spirit&#8217; over a &#8216;religious nut!&#8217;</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(140, 154, 86) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(225, 220, 171); font-size: 24pt;">God promises a safe landing,</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(140, 154, 86) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(225, 220, 171); font-size: 24pt;">not a calm passage.</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">He who angers you, controls you!</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">If </span><b><span style="color: rgb(122, 22, 254); font-size: 24pt;">God is your Co-pilot &#8211; swap seats!</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">Prayer:&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">Don&#8217;t give God instructions &#8212; just report for duty!</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;<span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254);"><wbr></wbr>&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">The task ahead of us is never as</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">great as the Power behind us.</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;<span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254);"><wbr></wbr>&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(23, 126, 65) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(134, 254, 255); font-size: 24pt;">The <span>Will of God</span> never takes you to</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="background: rgb(23, 126, 65) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(134, 254, 255); font-size: 24pt;">where the <span>Grace of God</span> will not protect you.</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">We don&#8217;t change the message,</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">the message changes us</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">.</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;<span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254);"><wbr></wbr>&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">You can tell how big a person is</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">by what it takes to discourage him.</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;<span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254);"><wbr></wbr>&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(188, 15, 3); font-size: 24pt;">The best mathematical equation</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(188, 15, 3); font-size: 24pt;">I have ever seen:&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(188, 15, 3); font-size: 24pt;">1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 19, 254); font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">If this e-mail blessed you in a profound</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">way today, my Friend, PLEASE pass</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">this&nbsp;along to bless others today,</span></b></p>
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<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">May God and His Son bless you</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 24pt;">From</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;"> today on out!</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">I bet someone will LOVE it</span></b></p>
<p align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: rgb(24, 127, 10); font-size: 24pt;">just as much as you did.</span></b></p>
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		<title>1 Kings 8:24</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 03:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 Kings   8:24 
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A blessing is coming to you in the form of a new   job or financial break through. &#160; Don&#8217;t   ask questions just forward to eight people   and trust God! &#160; I did. 


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b><font size="4" face="Arial" color="red"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: red; font-weight: bold;">1 Kings   8:24</span></font></b><font size="1" face="Verdana" color="black"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Verdana; color: black;"> </span></font><font size="1" face="Arial" color="black"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Arial; color: black;"><br />
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A blessing is coming to</span></font></b><font size="1" face="Verdana" color="black"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Verdana; color: black;"> </span></font><b><font size="4" face="Arial" color="black"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: black; font-weight: bold;">you in the form of a</span></font></b><font size="1" face="Verdana" color="black"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Verdana; color: black;"> </span></font><b><font size="4" face="Arial" color="black"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: black; font-weight: bold;">new   job</span></font></b><b><font size="4" face="Arial" color="navy"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: navy; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><b><font size="4" face="Arial" color="black"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: black; font-weight: bold;">or financial break through.</span></font></b><font size="1" face="Verdana" color="black"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Verdana; color: black;"> </span></font><font size="1" face="Comic Sans MS" color="blue"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; color: blue;">&nbsp; </span></font><b><font size="4" face="Arial" color="black"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: black; font-weight: bold;">Don&#8217;t   ask questions</span></font></b><font size="1" face="Verdana" color="black"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Verdana; color: black;"> </span></font><b><font size="4" face="Arial" color="black"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: black; font-weight: bold;">just forward to eight</span></font></b><font size="1" face="Verdana" color="black"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Verdana; color: black;"> </span></font><b><font size="4" face="Arial" color="black"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: black; font-weight: bold;">people   and trust God!</span></font></b><font size="1" face="Verdana" color="black"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Verdana; color: black;"> </span></font><font size="1" face="Comic Sans MS" color="blue"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; color: blue;">&nbsp; </span></font><b><font size="4" face="Arial" color="black"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: black; font-weight: bold;">I did.</span></font></b><font size="1" face="Verdana" color="black"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Verdana; color: black;"> </span></font><font size="1" face="Arial" color="black"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Arial; color: black;"><br />
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		<title>GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 03:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
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GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!&#160;








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&#160;There     were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:













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<p><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">1.</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">He went     into His Father&#8217;s business</span></font></b></p>
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<p><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">2.</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">He lived     at home until he was 33</span></font></b></p>
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<p><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">1.</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">He talked     with His hands</span></font></b></p>
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<p><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus     was a Californian:</span></font></b></p>
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<p><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">1.</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">He never     cut His hair</span></font></b></p>
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<p><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus     was anAmerican Indian:</span></font></b></p>
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<p><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">3.</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">He talked     about the&nbsp;Great Spirit</span></font></b></p>
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<p><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus     was Irish:</span></font></b></p>
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<p><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">1.</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">He never     got married.</span></font></b></p>
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<p><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">2.</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">He was     always telling stories.</span></font></b></p>
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<p><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">But the most compelling evidence of all &#8211; 3 proofs that     Jesus was a woman:</span></font></b></p>
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<p><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">1.</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">He fed a crowd     at a moment&#8217;s notice when there was virtually no food</span></font></b></p>
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<p><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">2.</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">He kept     trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn&#8217;t get it</span></font></b></p>
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<p><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">3.</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</span></font></b><b><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#006312" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Handwriting&quot;; color: rgb(0, 99, 18); font-weight: bold;">And even     when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do</span></font></b></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[LORD PROP US UP&#8230; 

Every time I am asked to pray, I think of the old deacon who always  prayed, &#8216;Lord, prop us up on our leanin&#8217; side.&#8217; After hearing him pray that prayer many times, someone asked him why he prayed that prayer so fervently. 
He answered, &#8216;Well sir, you see, it&#8217;s like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b><font face="Verdana" size="5" color="#333333"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana;">LORD PROP US UP&#8230;</span></font></b><font face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"></p>
<p></span></font><img height="188" width="363" src="http://emailfromgrandma.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/prop-1.gif" alt="" /><b><font face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; font-family: Verdana;"><br />
Every time I am asked to pray, I think of the old deacon<font color="navy"><span style="color: navy;"> </span></font>who</span></font></b><b><font face="Arial" size="2" color="blue"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;"> </span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5" color="#333333"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana;">always  prayed, &#8216;Lord, prop us up on our leanin&#8217; side.&#8217;</span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5" color="blue"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: blue; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; font-family: Verdana;">After hearing him pray that prayer many times, someone asked</span></font></b><b><font face="Arial" size="2" color="blue"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;"> </span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5" color="#333333"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana;">him why he prayed that prayer so fervently. </span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; font-family: Verdana;"></p>
<p>He answered, &#8216;Well sir, you see, it&#8217;s like this&#8230; I got an old barn</span></font></b><b><font face="Arial" size="2" color="blue"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;"> </span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5" color="#333333"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana;">out back. It&#8217;s been there a long time; it&#8217;s withstood a lot of</span></font></b><b><font face="Arial" size="2" color="blue"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;"> </span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5" color="#333333"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana;">weather; it&#8217;s gone through a lot of storms, and it&#8217;s stood for</span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5" color="blue"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: blue; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5" color="#333333"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana;">many years. </span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; font-family: Verdana;"><br />
It&#8217;s still standing. But one day I noticed it was leaning to</span></font></b><b><font face="Arial" size="2" color="blue"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;"> </span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5" color="#333333"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana;">one side a bit. </span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; font-family: Verdana;"></p>
<p>So I went and got some pine poles and propped it up on its<font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></font><font color="#333333"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">leaning side so it wouldn&#8217;t fall.</span></font> </p>
<p>Then I got to  thinking about that and how much I was</span></font><font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5" color="#333333"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana;">like that old barn. I&#8217;ve been around a long time.</span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; font-family: Verdana;"> </p>
<p>I&#8217;ve withstood a lot of life&#8217;s storms. I&#8217;ve withstood a lot?<font color="#333333"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">of bad weather in life, I&#8217;ve withstood a lot of hard times,</span></font></span></font></b><b><font face="Arial" size="2" color="blue"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;"> </span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5" color="#333333"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana;">and I&#8217;m still standing  too. But I find myself leaning to one</span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; font-family: Verdana;"> <font color="#333333"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">side from time to time, so I like to ask the Lord to prop us</span></font><font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></font><font color="#333333"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">up on our leaning side, &#8217;cause I figure a lot of us get to leaning at times.</span></font> </p>
<p>Sometimes we get to leaning toward anger, leaning toward</span></font></b><b><font face="Arial" size="2" color="blue"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;"> </span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5" color="#333333"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana;">bitterness, leaning toward hatred, leaning toward cussing,</span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5" color="blue"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: blue; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5" color="#333333"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana;">leaning toward a lot of things that we shouldn&#8217;t . So we need</span></font></b><b><font face="Arial" size="2" color="blue"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;"> </span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5" color="#333333"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana;">to pray, &#8216;Lord, prop us up on our leaning side, so we will</span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5" color="blue"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: blue; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font></b><b><font face="Verdana" size="5" color="#333333"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana;">stand straight and tall again, to glorify the Lord.&#8221;</span></font></b><b><font face="Arial" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; font-family: Arial;"> </span></font></b><b><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"></p>
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If you stare at this barn for a second you will see who will help <font color="#333333"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">us stand straight and tall again.</span></font></span></font></b></p>
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