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Aug 01 2009

Posted by under Feel Good

1 Kings 8:24

1 Kings 8:24
 

A blessing is coming to
you in the form of a new job or financial break through.   Don’t ask questions just forward to eight people and trust God!   I did.

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Feb 27 2009

Posted by under Humor,Religion

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH! 

 

 There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn’t get a fair trial


 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father’s business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God


 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil


 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion


 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was anAmerican Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do


 

 Can I get an

AMEN!!

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Aug 03 2008

Posted by under Religion

LORD PROP US UP…


Every time I am asked to pray, I think of the old deacon who
always prayed, ‘Lord, prop us up on our leanin’ side.’ After hearing him pray that prayer many times, someone asked him why he prayed that prayer so fervently.

He answered, ‘Well sir, you see, it’s like this… I got an old barn out back. It’s been there a long time; it’s withstood a lot of weather; it’s gone through a lot of storms, and it’s stood for many years.
It’s still standing. But one day I noticed it was leaning to
one side a bit.

So I went and got some pine poles and propped it up on its leaning side so it wouldn’t fall.

Then I got to thinking about that and how much I was like that old barn. I’ve been around a long time.

I’ve withstood a lot of life’s storms. I’ve withstood a lot?of bad weather in life, I’ve withstood a lot of hard times, and I’m still standing too. But I find myself leaning to one side from time to time, so I like to ask the Lord to prop us up on our leaning side, ’cause I figure a lot of us get to leaning at times.

Sometimes we get to leaning toward anger, leaning toward bitterness, leaning toward hatred, leaning toward cussing, leaning toward a lot of things that we shouldn’t . So we need to pray, ‘Lord, prop us up on our leaning side, so we will stand straight and tall again, to glorify the Lord.”


If you stare at this barn for a second you will see who will help us stand straight and tall again.

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Jun 08 2008

Posted by under Feel Good

A COAT HANGER ????

A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever.  She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication.  She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car.  She didn’t know What to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had happened.
  

 
       
The baby sitter told her that the fever was getting worse.  She said, ‘You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door.’    
  
       
The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been left on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time had locked their keys in their car .
She looked at the hanger and said,
‘I don’t know how to use this.’
 
 
       
She bowed her head and asked God to send her help. Within five minutes a beat up old motorcycle pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who
was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head.    
  
       
The woman thought, ‘This is what You sent to help me?’  But, she was desperate, so she was also very thankful.
  
       
The man got off of his cycle and asked if he could help. 
 She said, ‘Yes,my daughter is very sick.  I stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car.  I must get home to her.  Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?    

       

He said, ‘Sure.’ 
 He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was opened.  
 
       
She hugged the man and through her tears she said, ‘Thank You So Much! You are a very nice man.’
 
        
The man replied, ‘Lady, I am not a nice man.  I just got out of prison today.
I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an hour.’ 

 

      
The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud,

‘Oh, thank you God!  You even sent me a Professional!’
 

 
  
       

Is – GOD GOOD – or what!?

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