Archive for the Tag 'government'

Mar 20 2009

Posted by under Humor

Taxes

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .


 

Then 
he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.


 


 

When


 


 

The postal authorities received the letter to  God  ,  USA  , 
they decided to send it to the President.

 


 


 

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill.

 


 


 

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money

 

to a little boy.

 


 


 

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you 
note to God, which read:

 


 


 

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for 
some reason you sent it through

 

Washington   D.C. and those assholes took $95.00 in taxes.

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Sep 05 2008

Posted by under Humor

DEFINITION OF SERVICE

I become confused when I hear these terms which reference the word ‘service’. 

·       Internal Revenue ‘Service

·       U.S. Postal ‘Service’

·       Telephone ‘Service’

·       Cable TV ‘Service

·       Civil ‘Service’

·       City & County Public ‘Service’

·       Customer ‘Service’

This is not what I thought ‘service’ meant.  But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to ‘service’ a few cows.

BAM!!!   It all came into perspective.   

I now understand what all those ‘service’ agencies are doing to us.

I hope you are as enlightened as I am

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Mar 31 2008

Posted by under politics,Reality

WHAT COSTS MORE PER YEAR THAN THE IRAQ WAR?

WHAT COSTS MORE PER YEAR THAN THE IRAQ WAR?   

I hope the following 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that everyone in the USA has read it. The URL’S are included for verification of the listed facts.


 

1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year. http://tinyurl.com/zob77


 

2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens. http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/f iscalexec.html


 

3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.   http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html


 

4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English! http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt0..html


 

5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies. 

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt01.html


 

6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens. http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html


 

7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens. http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt01.html


 

8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare and Social
Services by the American taxpayers.
http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.html


 

9. $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.


 

10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that’s two-and-a-half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular, their children are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US.. http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0606/12/ldt.01.html


 

11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our Southern Border also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from Terrorist Countries. Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the U. S from the Southern border. Homeland Security Report. http://tinyurl.com/t9sht


 

12. The National Policy Institute, ‘estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period.’ http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.org/pdf/deportation.pdf


 

13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances back to their countries of origin. http://www.rense.com/general75/niht.htm


 

14. ‘The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes Committed by
Illegal Immigrants In The
United States ‘. http://www.drdsk..com/articleshtml


 

Total cost (tax dollars) for illegal immigrants is a whopping…
$338.3 BILLION A YEAR!


 

If this doesn’t bother you then just delete the message, but on the other hand, if it does raise the hair on the back of your neck,  forward it on.


 

Snopes is provided for doubters:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/immigration/bankofamerica.asp


 

SEND THIS TO ALL YOU KNOW. THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE UNITED STATES NEEDS TO KNOW THIS INFORMATION, UNLESS THEY DON’T MIND SHARING THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY WITH FOREIGN WORKERS who didn’t pay a dime into S S.


 

LET US SHOW OUR LEADERS IN WASHINGTON "PEOPLE POWER" AND THE POWER OF THE INTERNET. IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU ARE REPUBLICAN, DEMOCRAT OR INDEPENDENT! KEEP IT GOING!

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Jan 21 2008

Posted by under Reality

2 TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon , used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?

Decide first… no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn’t it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..

Remember:

Amateurs…built the ark.
Professionals…built the Titanic

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year…

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It’s the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of us in line.

You gotta pass this on….2 TOUGH QUESTIONS

 

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