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Jan 30 2008

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….. so I did her!

One day I saw a wonderful old gal sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said, "I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"

"I smoke ten stogies a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big fat joint.  All my life I’ve eaten only junk food, and I put away at least a fifth of Jack Daniels every week.  On weekends I pop pills, and never do any exercise at all."   

Absolutely, absolutely amazing, I thought, and asked, "How old are you?" 

 

 "Twenty-four," she replied.

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