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		<title>Three little ducks</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three little ducks go into a Bar&#8230;&#8230;. &#8216;Say, what&#8217;s your name?&#8217; the bartender asked the first duck. &#8216;Huey,&#8217; was the reply. &#8216;How&#8217;s your day been, Huey?&#8217; &#8216;Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day.. What else could a duck want?&#8217; said Huey. &#8216;Oh. That&#8217;s nice,&#8217; said the bartender. He [...]]]></description>
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<p><b><font face="Times New Roman" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">Three little ducks go into a Bar&#8230;&#8230;. </span></font></b><font color="#0082bf" size="6"><span style="color: rgb(0, 130, 191); font-size: 24pt;"><br />
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<p>&#8216;Say, what&#8217;s your name?&#8217; the bartender asked the first duck.</p>
<p>&#8216;Huey,&#8217; was the reply.</p>
<p>&#8216;How&#8217;s your day been, Huey?&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day.. What else could a duck  want?&#8217; said Huey. </p>
<p>&#8216;Oh. That&#8217;s nice,&#8217; said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, &#8216;Hi, and what&#8217;s your name?&#8217; </p>
<p>&#8216;Dewey,&#8217; came the answer from duck number two. </p>
<p>&#8216;So how&#8217;s your day been, Dewey! ?&#8217; he asked.</p>
<p>&#8216;Great. Lovely day. I&#8217;ve had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?&#8217; </p>
<p>The bartender turned to the third duck and said, &#8216;So, you must be Louie?&#8217;</span></font></b><b><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b></p>
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&#8216;No,&#8217; she said, batting her eyelashes.</p>
<p>&#8216;My name is Puddles.&#8217;</span></font></b><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span></font><font color="#0082bf" size="6"><span style="color: rgb(0, 130, 191); font-size: 24pt;"><br />
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Now tell me YOU&#8217;RE <u>NOT</u> going to Forward <u>THIS</u>.</span></b></span></font></p>
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