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Mar 19 2009

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FINALLY TOGETHER!!!!!!

*LORD,…. THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER* ….

Judy got married and had 8 children.

Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer.

She married again, and her & Bob had 6 more children.

Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.

Judy again, remarried,…. and this time, her & John had 5 more children.


Judy finally died, after having 19 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
Margaret replied:…..

"I think he means her legs, Ethel…"

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Jan 31 2009

Posted by under Humor

you are a blond….

You are blonde and on a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music
is very loud.
So every time you fart, you time it with the music.
When you start making your way to the door as you exit the bus
Everybody is throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realize. ………..
You’re listening to your IPod !

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May 22 2008

Posted by under Humor

I need some advice

Dear Friend s ,

You may be able to help me.

As always, when I need advice or counsel I turn to my most trusted friends. I do this because I know you will always be candid and honest with me. I need your opinion on something that has been bothering me for some time now.

I am counting on you so please don’t let our long lasting friendship influence your answer. Thanks in advance!


SCROLL DOWN PLEASE



Does this bikini make my butt look too big???

Hope this put a smile on your face !

BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED, FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE LIGHT!??

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May 07 2008

Posted by under Humor

$5.00



 I went into the gas station today and
asked for five dollars worth of gas…..

The clerk farted and gave me a receipt!  

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