Mar 24 2009
After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded.. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
"How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said.
"All you have to do is add it up, like the pastor said,
4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
"Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway,
A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.
"How do you know what to say?" he asked.
"Why, God tells me."
"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
A little girl became restless as the preacher’s sermon dragged on and on.
Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered,
Ms. Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories.
"The Flight to Egypt ," was his reply.
Pointing at each figure, Ms.. Terri said, "That must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus. But who’s the fourth person?"
"Oh, that’s Pontius – the pilot!"
This is the best one.
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story.
Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"
"Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?"
"Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago."
Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God’s getting better at it, isn’t he ?"