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Jul 21 2010

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An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.

One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on.

All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.

At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd.

When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it. So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.

The old farmer said: "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."

"And what about the men?" the minister asked.

"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."

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Apr 13 2010

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Menopause Jewelry

Good enough I had to pass it along. LOL

Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green.  When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.   Dumb ass.

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Mar 14 2010

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A man had two of the best tickets for the Super Bowl.  He sits down and
soon another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat
next to him.

"No", he says, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have
a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event of the
year & not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me.  My wife was supposed
to come with me but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we
haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh… Gees ..I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible.  I guess you
couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbor to
take the seat?"


Mar 10 2010

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A Woman’s wildest desire…..

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work
   cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall,
   exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man
   entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
   take her eyes off him.
   The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive
   stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will)
   Before she could offer her apologies for staring so
   rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do
   anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do,
   no matter how kinky, for $20.00.
   On one condition
   Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition
   The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me
   to do in just three words.'
   The woman considered his proposition for a moment,
   then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which
   pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She
   looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and
   'Clean my house.'

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