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Jul 22 2009

Posted by under Humor

The Nun at Hooters

The Nun at Hooters


A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’

‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. !

She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand.  Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’

‘Well, now they know you’re one of us,’ said the bartender, ‘Would you like a drink?’

‘No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’ said the puzzled nun.

‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.

Now, how about that drink?’

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May 20 2009

Posted by under Humor,pictures

5 NUNS IN A BAR……

5 NUNS IN A BAR

Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire’s Pub for a cold soft drink.

Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were the talk of the fashionab le eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and Father McGinty entered the bar through the front door

They, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.

 

5 nuns in a bar

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Mar 06 2008

Posted by under Humor,Religion

THREE ITALIAN NUNS

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you
all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go
back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;"
And *poof* she’s gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she’s gone.
  
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."
  
St.
Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask
"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.
St.
Peter shakes his head and says, "I’m sorry, but that name just
doesn’t  ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her
and says.
  
"No sister, the paper says it was the ‘ Sahara Pipeline’ that was laid
by 1,400 men in 6 months."

 

If you laugh, you’re going straight to hell!

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