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Apr 02 2009

Posted by under Humor,pictures

If ONLY dogs could talk

 "Look . . . I was thirsty man, deal with it. " 



   "Touch de duck… I keel you."  



‘Weeeeeee!!!  Look at me I’m Yoda!   



 "You want a piece of me?  Bring it….!" 


 "Kid . . . You’re askin’  the wrong guy." 


‘ I don’t get it.  Where’s the milk?! ‘   



‘Wasssup!! ‘



‘Bread!  You’re seriously giving me bread . . . ? ‘



[sniff . . Sniff] . . . …  "Oh, this part of the movie always makes me cry"


 "hello…….. can anyone hear me??? " This stupid bird’s about to get a snot bath."  

Echo echo echo echo

‘ Therrrz no way that was . . . [hiccup!] . . . Juzzt milk . . . [hiccup]! ‘



 "I . . . Hate . . You."  


 "Hi!!!  I’m Teddy, a wild little Gemini . . . . Aaaaaannnd, I, like,
You know, long walks on the beach. 
Aaaannnd I just LOVE me some tennis balls.   Byyeeee!!!!"



‘ I’m not….[yawn]…tired, ok? I’m…just….. A little…..sllleee..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ‘


‘ BUT I DON’T WANNA GO…!!!!  AAAAaaaaaahahhhahh ‘

 Bumble Yawwwwns

 "It was only a little puddle, why the 30 minute timeout?" 


 "Rrrrr…. I’m a  Tiger.  Rrrrrrr"  



 Wow, dude…  I went through your bag, man, and I found this
little bag of green stuff.  So I totally ate it.
Awesome.  Got any munchies?  I can’t feel my tongue…. 



 "So Dad left when he found out about Mom and the Panda."


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Jun 04 2008

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How quickly the years pass . . . .

How quickly the years pass  



Tips for the ladies in 2008

1. Aspire to be Barbie – the bi-atch has everything. 

2. If the shoe fits – buy one in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. ? (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost

15 days).

6. When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties

 and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this

is just your personality 

8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok.  They know

me here..

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing;

and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 – turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is

someone else’s ex-boyfriend!

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May 28 2008

Posted by under Humor

Redneck Seafood Dinner

Redneck Seafood Dinner


May 27 2008

Posted by under Humor

discrimination rears it’s ugly head

Once again discrimination rears it’s ugly head……..


Will it never end?

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