E-Mail from Grandma » pictures http://emailfromgrandma.com Over 1 million e-mails served! Fri, 18 Mar 2011 01:33:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 If ONLY dogs could talk http://emailfromgrandma.com/2009/04/02/if-only-dogs-could-talk/ http://emailfromgrandma.com/2009/04/02/if-only-dogs-could-talk/#comments Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:26:55 +0000 Grandson http://emailfromgrandma.com/?p=501  "Look . . . I was thirsty man, deal with it. " 

 Slurrrrrrrrrrp


 

   "Touch de duck… I keel you."  

Bath_1

  

‘Weeeeeee!!!  Look at me I’m Yoda!   

Hug

    

 "You want a piece of me?  Bring it….!" 

Grateful_dead_dance


 "Kid . . . You’re askin’  the wrong guy." 

Tolerance2


‘ I don’t get it.  Where’s the milk?! ‘   

Passie_1_2

  

‘Wasssup!! ‘

Pairsochis

  


‘Bread!  You’re seriously giving me bread . . . ? ‘

3_6

  


[sniff . . Sniff] . . . …  "Oh, this part of the movie always makes me cry"

  Tanya_l_zoey_2


 "hello…….. can anyone hear me??? " This stupid bird’s about to get a snot bath."  

Echo echo echo echo


‘ Therrrz no way that was . . . [hiccup!] . . . Juzzt milk . . . [hiccup]! ‘

 Sleeping_tub_pupple

  

 "I . . . Hate . . You."  

  Pass_the_chocolates

 "Hi!!!  I’m Teddy, a wild little Gemini . . . . Aaaaaannnd, I, like,
You know, long walks on the beach. 
Aaaannnd I just LOVE me some tennis balls.   Byyeeee!!!!"

First_and_third

   


‘ I’m not….[yawn]…tired, ok? I’m…just….. A little…..sllleee..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ‘

  Puppysleeping


‘ BUT I DON’T WANNA GO…!!!!  AAAAaaaaaahahhhahh ‘

 Bumble Yawwwwns


 "It was only a little puddle, why the 30 minute timeout?" 

 Mini_dog_07


 "Rrrrr…. I’m a  Tiger.  Rrrrrrr"  

Hey

   


  
 Wow, dude…  I went through your bag, man, and I found this
little bag of green stuff.  So I totally ate it.
Awesome.  Got any munchies?  I can’t feel my tongue…. 

  Suitcase_pup

   


 "So Dad left when he found out about Mom and the Panda."

Pandog2_1

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How quickly the years pass  
 
 
 
 
 

Tips for the ladies in 2008

1. Aspire to be Barbie – the bi-atch has everything. 

2. If the shoe fits – buy one in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. ? (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost

15 days).

6. When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties

 and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this

is just your personality 

8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok.  They know

me here..

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing;

and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 – turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is

someone else’s ex-boyfriend!

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Once again discrimination rears it’s ugly head……..
 


 
 
 

Will it never end?

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