E-Mail from Grandma

Drinks Show Your Personality

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could ‘nail’ a  woman’s personality based on what  she drinks.
Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
THE RESULTS:

PART A: WOMEN AND DRINKS
…WHO THEY ARE!
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink : Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won’t have to approach her. If she’s interested, she’ll send YOU a drink………………

Drink : Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is…this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk… and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink :
Tequila
No explanations required – everyone just KNOWS what happens there.  

 
PART B: MAN AND DRINKS…WHO THE MEN ARE!

THEN, there is the MALE addendum — The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He’s poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .

Wine:
He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.?
Whiskey : He doesn’t give a damn about anything but getting laid.
 
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
 
White Zinfandel: He’s gay