Archive for the Tag 'sad but true'

May 12 2008

Posted by under Humor,Reality

FIVE VIEWS OF YOUR HOUSE

Your House As Seen By;    

Yourself…    


Your Lender…


Your Buyer…    


Your Appraiser…    


Your County Tax Assessor..    


If you don’t send this to five friends right away, there will be five   fewer people laughing in the world!

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May 09 2008

Posted by under Humor

YOUR A MEXICAN…….

If you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas….Your a Mexican!!
If your late Tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vendingbusiness…Yes, you’re a Mexican.
If you pronounce words beginning with the letter ‘S’ by putting an ‘E’ in front of it, (estop instead of stop)…big time Mexican.
If you call a chair, a sher, you got it…. Mexican. 
If you have ever hurt yourself and your mama rubbed the area while chanting, ‘
Sana , Sana , Colita de rana…..’ You’re Mexican, big time!!!
If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere, your car, truck, or tattooed on your back…Yes, you ARE a Mexican (proud one too).
If you refer to your wife as your ruca, your hina, your wifa, your old lady, mija or your vieja, guess what?…Not only are you a Mexican, you’re a cholo. 
If you throw a ‘Grito’ every time you hear Vicente Fernandez…then not only are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican.
If you have ever been pinched in church and been told ‘pobrecito de ti si lloras’ or ‘Vas a ver orita que salgamos.’ …Yes, you’re definitely a Mexican.
If you grew up being called ‘chamaca or chamaco’ ..Mexican.
If you grew up scared of La Llorona, or fear the dark because of El CuCuy! ..Yes! Mexican!
Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every drawing….You’re in the Mexican Zone!!!
If you ask for something by ‘dame esa chingadera’ instead of calling it by its name…Yup! Mexican!
If you constantly refer to cereal as ‘con fleys’ or cake as ‘kay-ke’…You’re a Mexican.
If you use
manteca instead of vegetable oil and can’t figure out why your butt is getting bigger……You might be a Mexican.
If you have some Tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to a birthday party at ‘el
parque’… Guess what? You are a Mexican.
If your Tias and Abuela dress up in their Sunday best with heels and all to go to the ‘pulga.’ (AKA the Flea Market) …Then, yes, you are a True Mexican.
If most of the houses on your block are painted bright pink, mint green, and lavender……………Mexican.
If you use the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top of an old car to dry laundry. …Yes, you’re a Mexican.
If you’re congested and your mamasita rubbed ‘Bicks’ on you…You’re Mexican.
IF YOU DON’T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A TRUE MEXICAN.    VIVA LA RAZA!!!
                                                           
You know you’re laughing your head off. It’s all in fun, so don’t get all ‘adoloridos.’  Just pass it on so another Mexican can laugh too!

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May 08 2008

Posted by under Humor,Reality

52 years ago!

Comments made in the year 1955:

"I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it’s
going to be impossible to buy a week’s groceries for $20."

"Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won’t be long before
$2000 will only buy a used one."

"If cigarettes keep going up in price, I’m going to quit. A quarter a
pack is ridiculous."

"Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to
mail a letter?"

"If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire
outside help at the store."

"When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday
cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we’d be better off leaving the car in the
garage"

"Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible
to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as
long as the girls."

"I’m afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let
Clark Gable get by with saying ‘damn’ in ‘Gone With The Wind,’ it seems
every new movie has either "hell" or "damn" in it.

"I read the other day where some scientist thinks it’s possible to put a
man on the moon by the end of the century They even have some fellows
they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas."

"Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for
$75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn’t surprise me if someday
they’ll be making more than the president."

"I never thought I’d see the day all our kitchen appliances would be
electric. They are even making electric typewriters now."

"It’s too bad things are so tough nowadays.
I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet."

"It won’t be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone
to watch their kids so they can both work."

"Marriage doesn’t mean a thing any more; those Hollywoodstars seem to be
getting divorced at the drop of a hat."

"I’m just afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole
lot of foreign business."

"Thank goodness I won’t live to see the day when the Government takes
half our income in taxes.. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best
people to government."

"The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously
doubt they will ever catch on."

"There is no sense going to Lincoln or Omahaanymore for a weekend. It
costs nearly $15 a night to stay in a hotel."

"No one can afford to be sick any more; $35 a day in the hospital is too
rich for my blood."

"If they think I’ll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it."

Know friends who would get a kick out of these? Pass it on!

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Apr 23 2008

Posted by under Humor,Reality

Gasoline Humor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THIS ONE BELOW IS MY FAVORITE…LMAO! I have grandkids, too…they WOULDN’T believe this, either! And tha’s a SHAME!

 

 

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