Mar 08 2010
Posted by Grandson under Humor
MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY
I know you guys have seen some of these already.
MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: WATER
My vieja gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!
Archive for the Tag 'stereotypes'
Feb 06 2010
Posted by Grandson under Humor
Blonde Password
During a recent password audit at a company, it was found that a
blonde receptionist was using the following password:
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When asked why she had such a long password, she said she
was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and
Include at least one capital.
Mar 18 2009
Posted by Grandson under Humor, pictures
Andre
Financial crisis is forcing companies to make tough decisions, there is a risk that we might need to lay off Andre….
Jul 23 2008
Posted by Grandson under Humor
HA HA HA HA HA HA……..
The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified well-dressed, good-looking man in his late 40s or early 50’s.
‘May I help you?’ she asked.
I want to see Valerie,’ the man replied.
‘Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else,’ said the madam.
‘No. I must see Valerie,’ he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row — too expensive — and there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man. ‘No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?’ she asked.
The man replied ‘Boston‘.
‘Really’ she said. ‘I have family in Boston.’
‘I know,’ the man said. ‘Your father died, and I am your sister’s attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.’
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
‘May I help you?’ she asked.
I want to see Valerie,’ the man replied.
‘Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else,’ said the madam.
‘No. I must see Valerie,’ he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row — too expensive — and there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man. ‘No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?’ she asked.
The man replied ‘Boston‘.
‘Really’ she said. ‘I have family in Boston.’
‘I know,’ the man said. ‘Your father died, and I am your sister’s attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.’
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
1. Death
2 Taxes ……. and
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
