Archive for the Tag 'stereotypes'

Feb 06 2010

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Blonde Password

During a recent password audit at a company, it was  found that a

blonde receptionist was using the following  password:

 

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

 

When  asked why she had such a long password, she said she

was told that it had  to be at least 8 characters long and

Include at least one  capital.

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Mar 18 2009

Posted by under Humor,pictures

Andre

Financial crisis is forcing companies to make tough decisions, there is a risk that we might need to lay off Andre….  

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Jul 23 2008

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HA HA HA HA HA HA……..

The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified well-dressed, good-looking man in his late 40s or early 50’s.
 
‘May I help you?’ she asked.
 
I want to see Valerie,’ the man replied.
 
‘Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else,’ said the madam. 
 
‘No. I must see Valerie,’ he replied.
 
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
 
The next night, the same man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row — too expensive — and there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000.
 
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
 
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. 
 
After their session, Valerie questioned the man. ‘No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?’ she asked.
The man replied ‘Boston‘.
 
‘Really’ she said. ‘I have family in Boston.’
 
‘I know,’ the man said. ‘Your father died, and I am your sister’s attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.’
 
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
 
1. Death
 
2 Taxes ……. and
 
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

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Jul 19 2008

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MEN

You women will love this….. and you guys are man enough to love it too.

 

 

 

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his s weat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma "
And they say blondes are dumb…
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I’ll miss you…"
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"It’s just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60’s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger…
Whoosh…immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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Send this to at least five bright, funny women you know and make their day!


 
And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humor to take it!

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