Apr 09 2008
Posted by Grandson under Humor, Reality
THINGS TO PONDER !!!!
> A supervisor, manager, and the director are walking to
> lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
>
> They rub it and a Genie comes out.
> The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish..’
> ‘Me first! Me first!’ says the supervisor. ‘I want to be in the
> Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.’
> Puff! She’s gone.
>
> ‘Me next! Me next!’ says the manager. ‘I want to be in Hawaii ,
> relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
> Pina Coladas and the love of my life.’
>
> Puff! He’s gone.
>
> ‘OK, you’re up,’ the Genie says to the director.
> The director says, ‘I want those two back in the office after lunch.’
>
> Moral of the story:
> Always let your boss have the first say
>
> A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, ‘Can I also sit like you
> and do nothing?’
> The eagle answered: ‘Sure, why not.’
>
> So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
> sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
>
> Moral of the story:
> To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
> A turkey was chatting with a bull.
>
> ‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the
> turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’
> ‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull.
> They’re packed with nutrients.’
>
> The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
> enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
>
> The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
>
> Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the
> top of the tree.
>
> He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
>
> Moral of the story:
> Bull "caca" might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there..
