Archive for the Tag 'success'

Apr 09 2008

Posted by under Humor,Reality


Thought #1
> A supervisor, manager, and the director are walking to
> lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
> They rub it and a Genie comes out.
> The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish..’
> ‘Me first! Me first!’ says the supervisor. ‘I want to be in the
> Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.’
> Puff! She’s gone.
> ‘Me next! Me next!’ says the manager. ‘I want to be in Hawaii ,
> relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
> Pina Coladas and the love of my life.’
> Puff! He’s gone.
> ‘OK, you’re up,’ the Genie says to the director.
> The director says, ‘I want those two back in the office after lunch.’
> Moral of the story:
> Always let your boss have the first say
Thought #2
> An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
> A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, ‘Can I also sit like you
> and do nothing?’
> The eagle answered: ‘Sure, why not.’
> So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
> sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
> Moral of the story:
> To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Thought #3

> A turkey was chatting with a bull.
> ‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the
> turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’
> ‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull.
> They’re packed with nutrients.’
> The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
> enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
> The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
> Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the
> top of the tree.
> He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
> Moral of the story:
> Bull "caca"
might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there..

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Feb 02 2008

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Jan 29 2008

Posted by under Reality

Company’s coming

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don’t think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."

"Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she replied. "He’s out."

"Then we cannot come in", they replied.

In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"  The woman went out and invited the men in."

"We do not go into a House together," they replied. "Why is that?" she asked.

One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"

His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don’t we invite Success?"

Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"

"Let us heed our daughter’s advice," said the husband to his wife.  "Go out and invite Love to be our guest."

The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."

Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"

The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would’ve stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!! !"


 – Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.

 – Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it.

 – Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength.

 – Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage.

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