E-Mail from Grandma » weight http://emailfromgrandma.com Over 1 million e-mails served! Fri, 18 Mar 2011 01:33:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Alcohol Myth http://emailfromgrandma.com/2009/07/07/alcohol-myth/ http://emailfromgrandma.com/2009/07/07/alcohol-myth/#comments Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:43:52 +0000 Grandson http://emailfromgrandma.com/?p=613 Alcohol  does not make you  FAT

  –  it makes you LEAN  …. 
  against  tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly  people.  

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Underwear dust

 

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ‘

Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would

take a few inches off of your butt!’

 

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such

a comment go unrewarded.

 

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

‘What the Hell is this??’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared

 when he shook them out.  ‘Phyllis,’ he hollered into the bathroom,

 ’why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?

 

She replied …’It’s not talcum powder……It’s Miracle Grow.’

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