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Mar 16 2010

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Girlie Wisdom

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1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills… she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.. 
 

2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.


3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.


4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoe
s.

5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does. 


6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.


7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. 


8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.
 

9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers'.


10. 
Amazing!  You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes! 

11. Skinny people irritate me!  Especially when they say things like…'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' …..Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.  You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat! 


12.. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.


13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding?  That's my idea of a perfect day! 


SEND THIS TO 5 BRIGHT WOMEN YOU KNOW AND MAKE THEIR DAY!!!
LIVE SIMPLY……LAUGH OFTEN….LOVE DEEPLY
 
  
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Mar 01 2008

Posted by under Humor

Good Wine!

THE BOTTLE OF WINE


  For all of us who are or know married women:



 Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

  

 


 As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

 


   With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

 


 "What in bag?" asked the old woman.


 Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."  

 The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.


   

 

  Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:

"Good trade….."

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