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		<title>THE MULE AND THE NAGGING WIFE</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 13:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grandson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE MULE AND THE NAGGING WIFE
	An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.
	One day, when he [...]]]></description>
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<p>	<font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;">An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.</span></font></p>
<p>	<font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;">One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on.</span></font></p>
<p>	<font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;">All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.</span></font></p>
<p>	<font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;">At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd.</span></font></p>
<p>	<font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;">When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it. So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.</span></font></p>
<p>	<font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;">The old farmer said: &quot;Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I&#39;d nod my head in agreement.&quot;</span></font></p>
<p>	<font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;">&quot;And what about the men?&quot; the minister asked.</span></font></p>
<p>	<font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;">&quot;They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.&quot;</span></font></span></font></font></p>
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		<title>Menopause Jewelry</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 05:28:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grandson</dc:creator>
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	Good enough I had to pass it along. LOL 

	Menopause Jewelry
	My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
	bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
	able to monitor my moods.
	We&#39;ve discovered that when I&#39;m in a good mood, it
	turns green. &#160;When I&#39;m in a bad mood, it leaves a
	big frickin red mark [...]]]></description>
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	<u><font color="black" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: black;">Good enough I had to pass it along. LOL</span></font></u><u><font color="maroon" face="Arial" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial; color: maroon;"> </span></font></u></p>
<p>
	<u><font color="maroon" face="Arial" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial; color: maroon;">Menopause</span></font></u><u><font color="navy" face="Arial" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial; color: navy;"> </span></font></u><u><font color="maroon" face="Arial" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial; color: maroon;">Jewelry</span></font></u><font face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial;"></p>
<p>	My husband, being unhappy with my <span><span><span>mood swings</span></span></span>,<br />
	bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be<br />
	able to monitor my moods.</p>
<p>	We&#39;ve discovered that when I&#39;m in a good mood, it<br />
	turns green.<font color="#3f621f"><span style="color: rgb(63, 98, 31);"> </span></font>&nbsp;When I&#39;m in a bad mood, it leaves a<br />
	big frickin red mark on his forehead.</p>
<p>	Maybe next time he&#39;ll buy me a diamond. &nbsp; Dumb ass.</span></font></p>
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		<title>Girlie Wisdom</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:52:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grandson</dc:creator>
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	Girlie Wisdom!&#160;
	
	1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills&#8230; she has 14 kids but doesn&#39;t really care..&#160;&#160;
	
	2. One of life&#39;s mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
	
	3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
	
	4. The best way to forget your [...]]]></description>
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	<b><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black; font-weight: bold;">Girlie Wisdom!</span></font></b><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: black;"><img alt="cid:1.4233646816@web63607.mail.re1.yahoo.com" height="334" src="http://emailfromgrandma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/image001.jpg" width="251" /></span></font><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana; color: black;">&nbsp;</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills&#8230; she has 14 kids but doesn&#39;t really care..&nbsp;</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;">&nbsp;<br />
	</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	2. One of life&#39;s mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoe</span></font><font color="navy" face="Georgia" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Georgia; color: navy;">s.</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don&#39;t know what you are doing, someone else does.&nbsp;</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.&nbsp;</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;">&nbsp;<br />
	</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers&#39;.</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	10.&nbsp;</span></font><font color="red" face="Georgia" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Georgia; color: red;">Amazing! &nbsp;You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;">&nbsp;</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	11. Skinny people irritate me! &nbsp;Especially when they say things like&#8230;&#39;You know sometimes I forget to eat!&#39; &#8230;..Now I&#39;ve forgotten my address, my mother&#39;s maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. &nbsp;You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!&nbsp;</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	12.. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? &nbsp;That&#39;s my idea of a perfect day!&nbsp;</span></font><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;"><br />
	</span></font><b><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black; font-weight: bold;"><br />
	SEND THIS TO 5 BRIGHT WOMEN YOU KNOW AND MAKE THEIR DAY!!! <br />
	LIVE SIMPLY&#8230;&#8230;LAUGH OFTEN&#8230;.LOVE DEEPLY</span></font></b><font color="black" face="Georgia" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Georgia; color: black;">&nbsp;</span></font><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: black;"><br />
	</span></font><font color="black" face="Tahoma" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma; color: black;">&nbsp;</span></font><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: black;">&nbsp;<br />
	<img alt="cid:2.4233646817@web63607.mail.re1.yahoo.com" height="154" src="http://emailfromgrandma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/image001.jpg" width="160" /></span></font></p>
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		<title>A Woman&#8217;s wildest desire&#8230;..</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:07:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grandson</dc:creator>
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	A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work
	&#160;&#160; cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall,
	&#160;&#160; exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man
	&#160;&#160; entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
	&#160;&#160; take her eyes off him.
	&#160; 
	&#160;&#160; 
	&#160;&#160; The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive
	&#160;&#160; stare and walked directly toward her. [...]]]></description>
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	<font color="black" face="arial" size="2"><b><font color="teal" face="Comic Sans MS" size="2"><span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: teal; font-size: 10pt; font-weight: bold;">A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work<br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall,<br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man<br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; entered. He was so striking that the woman could not<br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; take her eyes off him.<br />
	&nbsp; <br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive<br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will)<br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; Before she could offer her apologies for staring so<br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, &#39;I&#39;ll do<br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do,<br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; no matter how kinky, for $20.00.<br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; On one condition<br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition <br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; was.<br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; The man replied, &#39;You have to tell me what you want me<br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; to do in just three words.&#39;<br />
	&nbsp; <br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; The woman considered his proposition for a moment, <br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; and<br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which <br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; she<br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; pressed into the man&#39;s hand along with her address. She<br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and <br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; meaningfully<br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; said&#8230;<br />
	&nbsp; <br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />
	&nbsp; <br />
	&nbsp;&nbsp; &#39;Clean my house.&#39;</span></span></font></b></font></p>
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